Q: What’s going to be your Halloween costume?
A: I’m going to be a Lifesaver. (Mooney unfurls a body-length Lifesaver candy tube)
Q: What’s the best fairy tale?
A: Can I come back to that one? (long pause) … Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs because there’s midgets. Seven guys and one girl? That can’t be beat, either.
Q: What’s your favorite flavor of ice cream?
A: Mint chocolate chip.
Q: Will there ever be a woman President?
A: Me. (laughs)
Q: If the world were to end tomorrow, what would you do?
A: I’d go shopping and be completely in debt, so I could just say, ‘I went on a big shopping spree.’ Otherwise, I’d never be able to pay it back.
Q: In volleyball, people are always wiping the floor with the little towel. What’s the proper floor-wiping technique?
A: You have to squat down, one knee lower than the other, and (wipe) in a circular motion.
Q: Who has the rudest fans?
A: I think we might. Not to our team, of course. But in our conference, I really think it might be us, just because our fans are very good at distracting the other team, in a not-very nice way sometimes.
Q: What kind of toothpaste do you use?
A: Colgate Total Plus Whitening, because it makes my breath so fresh and so clean.
Q: Do you prefer to swim in a pool or in the ocean?
A: The pool, because then I’m not smelling like a fish and stinky, like you would be in the ocean.
Q: Paper or plastic?
A: Depends on the day. I can go either way.