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It’s no secret that reality television has spiraled out of control in the time that it has been en vogue. Networks are leapfrogging over each...
Once Hussein is gone, way is cleared for N. Korea
The question of “will we/won’t we,” in Iraq has finally been answered. We’re at war now and in the process of ending Saddam Hussein’s term...
PETA president sends trivial message to Arafat
The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals have officially lost all credibility. I have been thinking this for a long time (ever since I...
North Korea should not have been trusted
North Korea lied to us. In exchange for two light-water reactors and 500,000 tons of fuel per year until the reactors are completed, all they...
Beauty queen sealed her fate
It’s the dream of every crazed mother who ever forced her daughter into a child beauty pageant: to one day compete for the Miss America...